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同伙们大家好,款待来到周周的“外国也可能有段子手”!本周的国际竞赛管卓绝看点无独有偶。巴萨在倒退一球的情况下绝杀扳平,Tottenham Hotspur Football Club大胜了和Chelsea的争四关键战,拜仁布拉格足球俱乐部(FC Bayern Munich)6球横扫卑尔根,而皇家马德里、Manchester United、曼彻斯特城、金边和Arsenal Football Club等球队也纷纷顺遂小胜。好了,话非常少说,让大家快来看看歪果仁们的地道玩弄吧!

同伙们我们好,接待来到周周的“国外也可能有段子手”!前七天的亚洲足坛美丽看点不足为奇。UEFA Champions League比赛场馆,皇家马德里足球俱乐部、巴萨、拜仁布达佩斯(FC Bayern Munich)、Manchester City F.C.、曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部、尤文等球队均顺遂荣升,而哈特福德、巴黎、托Turner姆热刺、国米等球队则要在结尾一轮面前境遇生死战。周日联赛,Arsenal Football Club大败了和Tottenham Hotspur Football Club的北London德比,克雷塔罗补时读秒幸运绝杀,Manchester United再度获得平局,而曼彻斯特城、Chelsea、巴萨、皇家马德里等球队则纷纭狂胜。好了,话相当的少说,让大家快来看看歪果仁们的佳绩调侃吧!

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苏神Messi最终连扳三个球,巴萨2-2塞Willy亚

Silver_Dynamo:梅西的存在,是对无神论者最大的回击!(The existence
of 梅西 is the strongest argument there is against atheism.)

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AUTOR24W:本条世界有4500各个语言,但本身仍找不到能赞赏Messi的用语。(There
are more than 4500 different languages in the world but still no words
could describe Messi)

Veryoriginaleh:本-耶德尔是还是不是睡了蒙特拉的幼女,不然怎么一向都板凳席…(Why
leaving Ben Yedder on the bench? Has he fucked montella’s daughter or
something?)

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:有Messi的巴萨VS未有Messi的巴萨

奥巴拉卡进球,阿森纳足球俱乐部4-2Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Banzaimiha:是哪个人说奥巴梅杨只会在踢弱队的时候进球的?说得太特么对了!(People
were saying Aubameyang only scores against small teams. They were
right.)

WarrenAlaCarte:洛里买了张贵宾球票来看本场球啊!(Lloris paid a
premium ticket to watch the game!)

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Aidsfart_
112:
那一个赌迈克-Dean会判给Arsenal Football Club点球的人真是赚翻了,现在得是富家了啊!(Well
done to the people who bet on 迈克 Dean giving Arsenal a pen… must be
millionaires now.)

Ttblue:非得的呀,每一趟MikeDean吹Arsenal Football Club的较量,小编都赌他给阿森纳点球,现在自家已经是富家了!哦对了,从前自个儿是大批判富翁…(Yes
I bet on him a penalty for us every time and now I’m a millionaire. By
the way I was a billionaire before.)

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Throwberaway:Lakazette和奥巴梅杨之间的基情好魔性啊…(The bromance
between Laca and Auba…magical.)

cwillard260:就连迈克-Dean都阻止不了他俩了啊!(Even Mike Dean can’t
stop him.)

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longconsilver13:今天Arsenal Football Club观球的观众性高潮般的呐喊,已经被选定到里式地震品级里去了!(冈恩ers
or瓦斯m has just registered on the Richter Scale.)

Drewdru:世界波、火爆抵触、犯规、红牌、烟火、激情、仇恨,好二个德比啊!(Bangers,
Scuffles, Fouls, Sending off, Flares, Passion, Hatred, What a Derby!)

2girls1kun:独一的缺憾正是前日迈克-Dean不怎么在地方…(Pity that 迈克was back in form.)

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vapianonuts24:自身是Manchester United球迷,作者帮朋友问的啊,你们都是怎么进攻的?(United
fan here, how do you attack? Asking for a friend.)

Benn_Must-die:与其说Manchester United就聘作者当教练吧,小编在FIFA13里头都带着Manchester United赢得欧洲亚军联赛十连冠了吗!(Hire
me I got Manchester United to win the champions league 10 years in a row
in Fifa 13 mobile.)

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争四宗旨战,Chelsea1-3Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Hi_Im_zack:本身掌握你们是在开愚人节的噱头,真正的比赛何时开首呀!(I
know that this is all just an April fool’s joke guys. When does the real
match start?)

Servalarian:成也Moses,败也Moses!(维克托 Moses giveth, 维克多 Mosestaketh.)

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最正规外围足球网站 11R4ilz:您好欧联杯,作者的老友!(Hello
Europa my old friend.)

yunglad10x:别担忧好朋友,未来该是大家London球队称霸欧联杯的时候了!(Don’t
worry bruv it’s time we London Clubs make Europa league an alphaleague.)

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:上次热徘徊花场克制Chelsea的时候,苏维埃社会主义共和国结盟还未有解体…

flamboyant11:当年愚人节最大的作弄,正是切尔西的后防线了吧…(Chelseas
defence is probably the best joke you will see for April Fool.)

Inappropriate:Tottenham Hotspur Football Club都换上Sissoko了,那是对切尔西最干净的羞辱…(Spurs
putting on Sissoko now…the humiliation is complete.)

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奥里吉绝杀,波兹南1-0埃弗顿

Trombosaurus:奥里吉代表,那球相对是球场上特意练过的!(“Practiced
on training ground.” – Origi.)

Oldyongwaiyee:范戴克在传球的马上就总计好了风的速度、球的抛物运动、横梁尺寸以及Pickford手臂展度,所以才有了那粒伟大的进球!那7500万转会费的每一分钱都以值得的!(Van
Dijk calculated the wind speed, projectile, thickness of crossbar and
the length of Pickford’s arm before he pass that ball. What a Goal.
75mil worth every penny.)

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AzraeJ:如何鬼,怎么戈麦斯一到Everton F.C.就产生了伊涅斯塔,而在巴萨就独有一成功力了?(WTF
Andre Gomes acting like he’s 伊涅斯塔 at Everton but when he was with us
he was acting like… I don’t know, Andre Gomes…)

Pottsaayy:自己看那竞技都疑似菊华被人质疑了同一,真不知道埃弗顿足球俱乐部看球的粉丝会是什么样感到…(Can’t
imagine how Everton fans feel if I’ve got knots in my arse watching
this.)

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Mitchypoo69:足球?爱过。(I’m done with this sport.)

graveyeverton93:很难想象本身是怎么喜欢那支球队25年都还不曾自杀的…(How
I’ve gone 25 years supporting Everton without killing myself I’ll never
know.)

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奥巴拉卡进球,Arsenal Football Club3-0Stowe克城

Azevedro:最正规外围足球网站,愚人节乐呵呵!踢成翔的竞技,竟然赢了球…(April fools! we are
shit but we win a game!)

ModricTHFC:在联赛还剩7轮的事态下,阿森纳足球俱乐部已经超过身后的伯恩利足球俱乐部5分之多,看来争四,哦不,欧联杯资格已经百发百中了!(Arsenal
5 points ahead of Burnley now with 7 games to play!! Top 4, oh sorry,
Europe league confirmed!)

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赢得平局,曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部2-2奥Hus

Alfie_13:哈哈哈,看到竞争对手扬弃2分真是太欢欣了,那样纽卡斯尔就不会威迫到大家争四了!(Lol
our rivals dropped 2 points. No way Southampton can get top 4 now.)

AjenoMerveilles:穆帅说过Manchester United要在八月份重回前四,可他没说是在哪年的四月…(To
be fair to Jose, he didn’t say which January Man Utd would be in the top
four…)

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Bayyon:相比较于积分头名,曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部未来距离积分榜尾的分数之差显著更加小,并且净获胜还特么是个负数…(Manchester
United are closer to the bottom than they are to the top, and fucking -1
GD…)

JoshPCMR:那竞技下全场,就连吸血鬼都能给看睡着了…(That second half
could have put a vampire to sleep.)

jebish7:这比赛从进球大战到瞌睡战斗的变迁实在是太高速了…(The game
went from goalfest to snoozefest really soon.)

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ThreeForElvenKings:讲影星笑话Lukaku一脚触球的嘲弄,大约是下全场唯一的亮点了吧…(The
commentators laughing at 卢卡库’s first touch certainly was the
highlight of the second half.)

Mcneilintheplace:Lukaku大大多首先脚触球同期也是最终一脚触球…(Lukaku.
Most of the time his first touch is his last touch.)

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马内进球萨拉赫绝杀,圣Antonio2-1水晶宫足球俱乐部

Zouca:即使如此扎哈尽力为这一场比赛贡献了看不完,但总归比不上双面间谍Bentke…(Zahadid anything he wanted this match, but it was the work of double agent
Benteke that prevailed in the end.)

iamPause:中场休憩时评判员喝的茶里是还是不是下药了,否则下全场怎么就失明了啊?(What
was in this official’s tea at halftime that turned him blind?)

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Vacuumcake:克洛普一定勒迫球员说倘若踢倒霉就把你们卖回温得和克!(Kloppmust have threatened the players with selling them back to Southampton.)

Eventully:全场最佳必须是Saco,他那么些周密地把Salah和Phil米诺都限制在水晶宫足球俱乐部的禁区里了!(Sakho
has to be MotM for me. He has quietly kept 萨拉赫 and Firmino completely
controlled in the Palace box.)

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MessiPique进球,巴萨2-1埃因霍温

GravyIsALie:门将:“起首了吧?”Messi:“已经终结了!”(Goalie is still
waiting for Messi to shoot, doesn’t realize the ball is already in the
net.)

Itrytogetthingsdone:观察第一个进球小编简直不敢相信自身的眼眸,但一看是Messi进的,那就认为只是是健康操作而已了。(I
am surprised to see that that first goal l but unsurprised that Messiwas able to score.)

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Futchfapper:Messi的欧洲亚军联赛进球,已经和埃因霍温队史欧洲足球季军联赛进球数同样多了…(Messihas now scored as many Champions League goals as PSV.)

MGS1911:吹Messi得有个限度好吗,都说他如何球都能进,那怎么就没进过乌龙球?(I
don’t think Messi is that good, they say that he can do anything but
I’ve never see him scoring an own goal.)

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maxr0cket:哇哦,埃因霍温的射门大概是对球网过敏吧!(Wow… that PSV
ball is allergic to the net.)

mikeondrugs:今日大家的零封场次数以至还比不上病人人数多了…(At this
point we’re gonna have way more injuries than clean sheets.)

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TheBestTortilla:刚强大家早就让门柱和横梁替代后卫去守护啦!(Apparently
we’ll have the posts and crossbar do our defense instead of actually
defending.)

TheBestTortilla:当您有Messi和神锋Pique的时候,还需求什么卫戍呀!(Who
needs defense when you have Messi and striker Piqué?.)

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brum592:球队在最终时刻贻误时间很常见,可强如巴萨也可以有至关重要踢个埃因霍温都耽搁时间吗…(Sure
everyone wastes time in situations like this, but it’s kinda meh to see
a club like Barca need to do this against PSV…)

Edihcex:那有甚非常的,强如巴萨也难保障场场大败啊,又不是每一周都能踢皇家马德里足球俱乐部!(Anything
goes wrong? 伊夫n barca can hardly smash all the team they meet since
they cannot play against Real Madrid every week.)

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Muppetx:埃因霍温明明每场欧洲亚军联赛都踢得很好,结果明日才得了一分…(PSV
have played well in every game yet are still left with 1
point.)TomV23:辛亏因为梅西,大家的欧洲足球季军联赛才没戏啊!(Our CL so far is
messing because of Messi.)

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LukakuSanchez进球,曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部2-0斯旺西

DatGuyRich:Lingard正是英帝国的丁丁!(Lingard is the English KDB.)

Macknahal:你把梅西打错了啊!(You spelled Messi wrong.)

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Chaotarro:Bogba这发型,是准备做成AMD的标识么…(Is Pogba’s hair
suppose to be the Nvidia logo or something?)

Bell巴斯克斯进球,皇家马德里2-0亚特兰洲大学

TheStryfe:我们又要一十分大心就得UEFA Champions League亚军了么…(We’re going to
accidently win the champions league again.)

good_fellla:Bell和巴斯克斯大概都成La Liga最差球员了,来到UEFA Champions League却又双双进球…(Bale
and 巴斯克斯 are trying so hard to win worst player in the league but
they both scored in CL…)

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misplaced_references:C 罗Nardo是受到损伤了啊,怎么今日没出场啊?(Is Ronaldoinjured or something? Why can’t I see him?)

Tweazz:据他们说C 罗Nardo出去买披萨了,结果留在这里再也没回去…(Dude said he
was going out for some pizza and never came back smh.)

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再赢曼彻斯特联就争夺第一名,Manchester City F.C.3-1Everton F.C.

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Sb_br:那球看得太爽了,不行作者得去洗自个儿的底裤去了…(i’ll be back after
washing my undies, that gave me some pleasure.)

RiverPlate11:埃弗顿在这几个复活节是活不了啦!(Everton are not
resurrecting this Easter.)

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Ashwch:比赛场馆边球童的控球率都好像比Everton F.C.要多了…(伊夫n ball boys have
more possession than Everton.)

KingPZe:下场踢Manchester United,穆帅不得把摆地铁晋级成摆坦克…(Now watch
Mourinho ditch the bus for a tank.)

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FreefallMark:说实话笔者更愿意让交通锥来同盟Rooney踢球,起码这一个锥子在场上不会消失…(I’d
honestly rather have Rooney partnered by a traffic cone because at least
those can’t disappear from play.)

3V3RT0N:咱俩能排在第9,真是吓到作者了,英国超级联赛竟然还应该有11支球队比大家更烂…(The
fact that we are 9th is genuinely scary, there are 11 worse teams than
us in the league?)

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出线关键战,Tottenham Hotspur Football Club1-0国米

In_Panopticon:是否因为上一赛季要用VARubicon了,所以底线评判就疯狂刷存在感来注脚自个儿的价值了…(the
line judge was like they have var next season i need to prove my worth.)

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Sjekky:Tottenham Hotspur Football Club欧洲亚军联赛开局踢成这样,假若最终还能够出线,那也太酸爽了吧…(Fair
fucks to Tottenham if they make it out this group after the start they
had.)

Princessfinn:当今密尔沃基是要改成唯一一个从欧洲亚军联赛掉下去的英国一流联赛球队啦?(If
liverpool the only english team dropping into the el.)

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莱万戴帽,拜仁布加勒斯特足球俱乐部(FC Bayern Munich)6-0路易斯维尔

Vio0:在与强敌塞Willy亚格斗前,拜仁进行了一场完美的磨练赛!(Perfect
Bayern’s training match just before the important Sevilla game.)

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hampl14:当今自己到底体会到当下巴西队的感到了…(Now I know how brazil
felt.)

Donnybooi:再有阿森纳足球俱乐部!(and arsenal!)

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NameJeffs:本就不抱期望,却仍令人失望!(I expected nothing, but
still got disappointed.)

CJArgus:J罗的传球,Muller根本就无需射门,只要伸脚碰一下就进了…(Because
of James’ pass, Mueller doesn’t even have to shoot, just touch the
ball.)

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Emirosen:自然想看足球的,结果怎么就成了网球了吧!其实小编是很欣赏听网球球员在场上销魂的喊叫声的,可是明天独有色情球衣那边在叫…(I
came to watch football but it turned out to be tennis. Sexy to watch and
theres moaning, only from the yellows though.)

Whatisacceptable:后日是杜塞尔多夫眉飞色舞的一天!恭喜他们在对垒拜仁埃及开罗(FC Bayern Munich)时,获得了和多特Mond等同的实际业绩!(艾达y Hamburg can be proud again. They’re as good as Dortmund against
Bayern, congratulations.)

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收获出线主动权,法国首都2-1里尔

batigoal:今天自己看欧联杯也挺眉清目秀的…(Europa league looks stacked
now.)

FoodCourtDruid:温得和克后卫:“咦,球过来作者禁区啦?好有意思哦,大家快来看看啊!”(Liverpool
defenders: “Hmm, a ball in the box? This is interesting. Let’s take a
look at it.”)

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im_nice_to_everyon:随意外表依然踢法,拉比奥特都足以说是舒适型的费莱尼…(Rabiot
looks like a discount Fellaini both in size and play style.)

tweazz:Milner自个儿正是身经百战的新秀了,结果依然比布冯小了8岁之多…(milner
himself is a veteran but when you realize that he is still 8 years
younger than buffon.)

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ATouchOfIwobi:当法国巴黎进攻的时候,波兹南的守护照旧还尚无陶冶锥管用…(When
they attack at pace Liverpool might as well be replaced by cones.)

Shawnlowvon:Neymar和姆巴佩总让本人回想小剥皮和雪诺,我是否没救了…
(Neymar and Mbappe remind me of Ramsay and Jon Snow… I’m weird…)

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OrangeSyringe:克雷塔罗难道没有中场么?(Does Liverpool have a
mid田野同志?)

Wade0:哎呀?中场是什么?(what’s that?)

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BellBenzema进球,皇家马德里足球俱乐部3-0拉斯帕尔足球俱乐部马斯

fappingninja:不敢相信大家竟然零封了…快来人一拳把自家揍醒!(Can’t
believe we kept a clean sheet. someone pinch me.)

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费莱尼绝杀,曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部1-0萨拉热窝年轻人

Pubgoinguponatuesday:费莱尼时间到啊,今后费莱尼时间>Ferguson时间!(Fellaini
time approaching lads. Fellaini time > Fergie time.’)

Kaztah:中场有个东西笔者接连伍遍都没看出来是何人,直到刚才想起来费莱尼把头发给剃了…(It’s
like the 8th time I wonder who the hell that guy on the mid田野同志 is,
before I remember Fellainis haircut.)

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Bigbogger:Dehya救主,费莱尼绝杀,那都以基本操作!(De Gea rescue
and Fellaini winner, business as usual.)

S7Yidead:前一季度金球奖不给费莱尼,那就是违犯律法!(It’s a crime if
Fellaini can’t be awarded Ballon d’Or)

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Standupforhufflepuff:那是Manchester United这个赛季第贰个欧洲足球季军联赛主场进球,整个欧洲亚军联赛里就一向比不上他们进得更晚的了…(This
was United’s first home goal in the CL this season, they were the last
team to score one this year.)

nova_uk:既然这两支队都不知底怎么进攻,那他们是怎么踢进UEFA Champions League正赛的…(How
are these two teams in the champions league when they both don’t know
how to attack?)

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CounterfeitMemes:曼彻斯特联真应该把温馨的交锋录像卖给医院去当安眠药!(Manchester
United should sell their games to hospitals as general hypnotics.)

Renegadecoaster:部分住在篮球场旁边的住家,应该能在庭院里开采非常多这场的足球吧…(Someone
in the local neighborhood just got some nice balls in their yard.)

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Messi因伤缺阵,阿根廷1-6西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)

Napierwit:西班牙(Spain)是一支球队,而阿根廷只是一堆球星的咬合。(Spain is a
team, Argentina is just a collection of stars.)

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Deonaname:踢世界杯的时候一贯让Messi1打11啊,不然1打21实际上是太坑爹了…(Messishould just play 1v11 in the world cup, better chance for gold than
1v21.)

Wan_Kannabis:自身还想笑话阿根廷来着,结果一想大家世界杯第一场就要踢西班牙(Reino de España)…(I’m
laughing at Argentina but then I realize our opening game is against
Spain.)

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NoPaEr10:假定Messi能带着那支阿根廷队赢得世界杯,那他就不只是史上最棒球员了,以致足以说是社会风气有史以来最有才能的人了…(If
Messi wins the World Cup with this Argentina Team he won’t only be the
best football player of all time, he’ll even be the worlds best human in
history.)

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viniciussdp:加油西班牙(Reino de España),再进二个呀!(C’mon Spain, just one more.)

Beeino:德赫亚那踢获得底“伪七台河”么…(De Gea false CB at work.)

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BESTNBAGOAT:伊瓜因曾经希图好自个儿的FIFA World Cup状态了!(Pipita getting
ready for his prime World Cup form.)

Bamadeo:伊瓜因自家的确很想去爱您,可你能否给本身点爱您的说辞…(i swear
i wanna love u Higuain, pls give me some reason showing you deserve it.)

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Messiavelli:设想到阿根廷很恐怕会在世界杯上和西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)遇上,本场竞赛还可以学到相当多东西呢!(Considering
its very likely Argentina and Spain might meet in the WC, Argentina
better have learned something from this game.)

PochoChorizo:是呀,下场竞技大家就能够先盘算好白旗了!(Yeah, we’ll
bring a white flag in advance next time.)

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好了,亲爱的朋侪们,本期的“国外也会有段子手”就为大家播报到那了。本周,卓越的欧洲亚军联赛赛事将在重燃战火,让我们下一期不见不散!

顺遂出线,Manchester City F.C.2-2乌鲁木齐

elburrito1:David-席尔瓦的毛发是又长出来了,依然她头皮晒黑了?(Is
david silva growing his hair out again or is he’s head just tanned?)

NotoriousTowns:咱俩能直接踢Manchester City F.C.直到那赛季结束么?(Can we play only
Man City until the end of the season?)

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曼朱进球,尤文1-0瓦伦西亚

Sapitobej:本世间接选举取闷,为什么C 罗Nardo要去尤文呢,那样不就直接生活在自家大曼朱的阴影之下了吧?(I
always wondered why would ronny want to go to juventus, only to be in
mandzukic’s shade.)

Wipes2190:如此多年了,C Ronaldo终于有个能吃饼的队友了…(罗纳尔多 finally
find a striker who can be assisted…)

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莱万罗贝里进球,拜仁希腊雅典(FC Bayern Munich)5-1本菲卡

Powerbelge:“小编不怕练了一千0种招式的人,但自个儿怕把同叁个招式练了一千0次的人”——李小龙(브루스 리)。(I
fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man
who has practiced one kick 10,000 time 布Russ Lee.)

BigFatNo:公元2059年,七十贰周岁的罗本内切射门得分,拜仁波士顿足球俱乐部已和其重新续约。(The
year is 2059. 罗本, 75, cuts inside and scores for Bayern as he
receives another contract extension.)

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Santatitular:抱歉拜仁加拉加斯足球俱乐部(FC Bayern Munich),其实不是你们状态上涨了,而是大家实在太烂了…(Sorry
to Bayern fans but you are not back. We are that bad lol.)

Ubergold:嘿嘿,踢“10年来最弱的拜仁布达佩斯”都能输成1-5,连Arsenal Football Club球迷都笑了!(lol
, imagine losing 5-1 to the worst Bayern in 10 years. Even Arsenal fans
will laugh about this.)

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FCB_Rich:看到赛中球队的教练还没下课,本菲卡观球的观众好像更伤感了…(Benfica
fans in shambles after they realize their coach still isn’t getting
fired.)

Playerayton:拜仁希腊雅典高层:“看到了吧,罗贝里还能够用呢今后,用不卓引援!”(Bayern
board: “See, no transfers needed! Robbery still got it”)

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得手折桂,皇家马德里足球俱乐部2-0瓦伦西亚

C4BackpackerIQ:好久没看到皇家马德里足球俱乐部那样比赛了呀,魔笛那传球大致就好像小黄片同样爽…(Omg
i havent seen real playing like this for a while that first cross was
pure sex from modric)

KarmaGrinder94:Valencia后卫应该让Benzema去拿球的…(valencia should
have let the ball reach Benzema.)

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PiqueAlenia进球,巴萨2-0黄潜

Mihaicaus:如上所述大家的锋线三叉戟就是Dembele、Messi和Pique了!(Seems like
we need a Dembele-Messi-皮克 as the front three.)

Bgraviton:我们把Pique买了呢,只怕她才是代表C 罗Nardo的特级人选…(Maybe
Pique would have been perfect for a 罗Nardo replacement for us.)

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Dark_Legend_:Alenia差非常少像爱斯基摩人同样残酷,那纯属是最相近Messi助攻Messi的进球了…(Alena
is as cool as an Eskimos. Closest thing we’ll see to 梅西 assisting
Messi.)

OneBall22Players:宣判是把红黄牌忘在卫生间了么…(Referee fergot
his cards in the locker room.)

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PedroChik进球,切尔西2-0富勒姆足球俱乐部

3V3RT0N:那是本人能观察穿古金色球衣的球队取胜德比的最棒时机了…(My
biggest chance of seeing a blue team winning a derby today.)

Why_dont_Men_Cry:什么人给作者解释下,为什么Alonso忽然就不会踢球了?(Can
somebody tell me why Alonso forgot how to play football?)

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Sterling进球,曼彻斯特城3-1AFC Bournemouth

Slaintbius:若是曼彻斯特城的竞赛都能被说踢得无聊,那小编都不驾驭曼彻斯特联的比赛还是能用什么修辞手法来描写了…(If
City way of play is boring, I have no idea what you guys describe Man
United games then.)

SlowMobius7:能不无聊啊,别的6强都盼着曼彻斯特城足球俱乐部小败,结果她就特么一直赢赢赢!(It’s
boring to the other top 6 fans because they tune in hoping for an upset
and it never happens.)

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好了,亲爱的伴儿们,本期的“国外也可以有段子手”就为大家播报到那了,让我们静观其变,来看上期歪果仁们更加的美妙的洗礼作弄吧!

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